Friday, October 28, 2011

review of the day so far

Today I ate a yogurt which was 8 days out of date. It tasted a bit fizzy and it had two small lumps in the middle, which I also ate.


BUT I also stole two pens from the bank.



 THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE HAS BEEN RESTORED.

I can't wait until someone asks me if they can borrow a pen, I will smile and vomit yogurt all over their shoes.

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