The next morning Mum was on Playground Duty before school. The youngster marched excitedly up to her and presented her with a black plastic bin liner, saying, "here you go Mrs. Gordon!" Mum opened the bag and looked inside. A freshly severed sheep's head looked back up at her. It emerged the child's father worked in an abattoir. She politely thanked the boy but informed him that actually they probably wouldn't be needing it after all and that he should probably just take it home.
|here you go Mrs. Gordon|